The bird hazard
Once lived a lonely house in the middle of nowhere. There was something wrong with the house. Every single once in a while the'll always be a bird fly through the the window or out. I keep saying to myself "look up can you see the beautiful sky" no I replied all you could see is a abandoned bird flying into a massive group of birds. I just live about five minutes from here I explore this house nearly every day. Every time I get home I'm always covered with bird poo or bird poo with feathers stuck to it.